Wear at your own risk.
T-shirts you probably shouldn't wear.
Free shipping: in Germany from 2 shirts, to other EU countries from 3
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MISSIONARY — SO WE CAN KEEP ARGUING
For couples who never stop debating.
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I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT RED FLAGS — I'M A BULL
Red flags? That's an invitation.
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I CAN'T FLIRT — I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN
Honesty instead of a pickup line.
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I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS
Plan A: flirt. Plan B: none.
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MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL YOU
Taken. And well guarded.
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EVERYTHING I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE
Three categories, one lifestyle.
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TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING — BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC
Good intention, bad adviser.
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KARMA IS LIKE 69 — YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE
Karma, simply explained.
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KISSING BURNS 6.7 CALORIES A MINUTE — WANNA WORKOUT?
Cardio, but social.
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MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU
A compliment with collateral damage.
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DON'T TALK TO ME — I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND
Keep your distance. For your own safety.
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I HAVEN'T LOST MY VIRGINITY — BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE
Winner mentality, applied wrong.
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MY EX IS MY BIGGEST FAN
Watches every story. Always.
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JUST KISS ME — WE CAN TALK LATER
Act first, talk later.
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I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES — I DATE THEM
Mistakes? Only when dating.
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GIRLFRIEND KNOWS EVERYTHING
She knows. She knows everything.
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For you and your people
- 1 shirt€19.90
- 2 shirts€39.80
- 3 shirts€59.70
Mix designs, colours and sizes freely. Free shipping: in Germany from two shirts, to all other delivery countries from three.
- Printed & shipped from GermanyProduced by Shirtigo in Germany
- In Germany usually with you in 3–5 working daysUsually delivered within 3–5 working days after payment in Germany and 4–8 working days to all other delivery countries (Mon–Fri, excluding public holidays).
- Printed only after you orderNo stock, no waste
- Secure payment via StripeCard, wallets and further methods shown at checkout
Quick questions
Back or front – what's the difference?
Only the spot. On every design page you choose: big on the back (approx. 30 cm wide, about 11 cm below the collar) or big on the chest (about 7.5 cm below the collar). Same price. The pictures show both.
When will my shirt arrive?
We print only when you order. Usually delivered within 3–5 working days after payment in Germany and 4–8 working days to all other delivery countries (Mon–Fri, excluding public holidays). Printed and shipped in Germany.
Which size fits me?
Unisex cut, sizes S–XXL. Width × length (cm, laid flat): S 50 × 70 · M 53 × 72 · L 56 × 74 · XL 59 × 76 · XXL 62 × 78. Easiest: compare with a shirt that fits you well.
Fabric and print?
100% ring-spun cotton, approx. 185 g/m². Direct-to-garment print (DTG): the ink goes into the fabric, no film on top. Wash inside out at max. 30 °C, do not tumble dry.
How much is shipping?
To Germany 4.90 € for one shirt, free from two shirts. To Austria and 20 more EU countries 5.90 € for one or two shirts, free from three. All delivery countries are listed under Shipping & delivery.
What if it doesn't fit?
The statutory 14-day right of withdrawal applies. How returns and refunds work is in the withdrawal policy.
How do I reach you?
By e-mail – the address is in the legal notice. We reply on working days.
Is this serious?
No. These are jokes on cotton. If a line really annoys you, buy a different one.