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EVERYTHING I WANT IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE
Three categories, one lifestyle.
€19.90 plus shipping
No VAT is charged under § 19 UStG (small business regulation).
- Free shipping: DE from 2, EU from 3 shirts
Mix designs and sizes freely.
The shirt
Illegal, expensive or blonde – nobody needs more options. A wish list in three words.
- Material
- 100% ring-spun cotton, approx. 185 g/m²
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Colour
- White · Black
- Fit
- Unisex
- Shipping
- Usually delivered within 3–5 working days after payment in Germany and 4–8 working days to all other delivery countries (Mon–Fri, excluding public holidays).
After payment the order goes straight to print and can no longer be changed. Your statutory rights are not affected.
Product information & safety
- Material
- 100% ring-spun cotton, approx. 185 g/m²
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Care
- Wash inside out at max. 30 °C, do not tumble dry, do not iron directly on the print.
- Manufacturer / responsible person
- Roman Sukhostavskyi, c/o IP-Management #12007, Ludwig-Erhard-Str. 18, 20459 Hamburg, Deutschland, hallo@illegaltowear.com
- Production
- Shirtigo GmbH, Winterstraße 2a, 50354 Hürth, Deutschland
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